Subject: Michael Cole, my joke of the week. Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:30 am
As Daniel Bryan's music hits the arena the lights suddenly go out, they come back on within a few seconds as Bryan is headed down to the ring. He quickly walks past booing fans, but points out a sign that reads "Daniel Bryan is god!" before picking up a mic from the ring bell area. Bryan rolls into the ring and stands on 1 foot and 1 knee looking over at Michael Cole.
Bryan Danielson || Daniel Bryan
Hey Cole, I can't wait! Because i'm going to kick your ass en route to my name just getting bigger and bigger as I crush the stones I step upon. I don't know if you're sitting over there, expecting to actually beat me at Ultimate Showdown, but i'm going to lay out reality for you. First think back to Friday, and how I have already started towards greatness by winning my very first match! Something that is pretty much a must if you want to hit the ground running, and I have. I beat that Mizfit, pun absolutely intended, on Friday Night Frenzy which was a great way to show off my skills to the world.
Bryan stands up and walks over to the ropes still looking at Cole, he grabs the top rope with his right arm and continues on.
But what skills do you REALLY have? Huh? I will tell you exactly what you have Cole, nothing. That's right, nothing. I'm not smiling about this either, i'm not suddenly enjoying life telling you this, i'm saying this because I have been through battles, I have been through wars, sweat, bled, and cried in wrestling rings. While you've sat on your ASS proclaiming the greatness of the guy I just beat, Miz for you idiots who have forgotten, I have been working my ass off trying to get somewhere. Am I there yet? No, i'm not world champion, not a champion at all, and for me that means I haven't done anything worthwhile quite in THIS ring. I've made my name elsewhere, but does that matter now? No, because that was the past, the future is what I must strive for, winning the present gets me closer to the future I desire.
Cole, I don't even know why I accepted to face you, maybe it's because I know I have to keep working, maybe it's because I need to blow off steam on someone who I know is a joke.... but not just any joke! No Cole, you're the joke of the week, at least to me. I don't care about you, other than the limited wrestling ability of yours that I can make fun of. So I ask you this, do I demoralize you? Or is what i'm saying motivating you to give me an actual challenge? I'm not going to use any dirty cheap tactics to beat you, because I don't need them, so how does that sound Cole? I'm here to win, and you're in my way, however much I have said will not be in my mind in the ring when we face, because i'm going to be kicking your ass too much for me to care. So see you in this ring Cole, because I can't wait to be making you scream in whatever submission hold I so choose.
Bryan drops the mic in the middle of the ring, he rolls under the ropes and walks up the entrance ramp as the camera fades out hearing the boos and chants of "Bryan sucks!".
